Week Six - Image Essay

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Tired of boring cognitively draining text books? Sick of the monotone drawl of english folk acapella's belting out lyrics of out-dated theories and paradigms (enough to make even Gallagher's ear's bleed)? Tired of educational DVD's that lack useful content, contain ho-hum imagery, and are linguistically a nightmare in the area of commentary ... makes my glottal stop STOP! Well then I have the collection for you!

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In addition to divine grammar, this collection offers a magical collection of heart-warming imagery, inspiring hope and promise to those seeking educational euphoria. Photographed by award winning Brittany "B. cool" du'Monceaux, Jeff "just sit down and let me take the pic" Bernett, and Kristin "Kute pics only" Bergsagel, Beyond the Sunset is sure to excite your optic nerves and stimulate your retinas. And speaking of stimulation, the writing style and compilation of Beyond the Sunset is a pure masterpiece, a hairball of classical rhetoric regurgitated on parchment. Written by award winning gold-star-in-third-grade writers, Anna "An na nother great story" Johnson, Jamie "Get to the point" Geissler, Erin "no error in my writin'" Murphy, Kate "the Great... need I say more" Kleinberg, and Kelly "Kick %$#" Rudh, Beyond the Sunset is an anthology of pulchritudinous poems and prose.

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So, what was this blog supposed to be about? Oh yeah, a photo essay... which I chose to be about technology. In Sara Kadjer's article, "Unleashing potential with Emerging Technologies", she states, "It's as if our instinct lead us to take what we've done in the past and reproduce the process using different tools to create the same product" (214). I think this is somewhat true in using the new literatures, they are just simply tools to engage students. I think by using new literacy’s and technologies to supplement traditional texts, we are better able to engage the students. Once we have the students engaged, I feel it would be easier to bring them back to a more traditional approach, but we need to get their attention first:

"Recently, however, our single-minded focus on alphabetic texts in composition classes has come to seem outdated, even obdurate, in the face of practical realities" (Selfe 72).

"Global communications - for example--exchanged via increasing complicated computer networks that stretch across traditional geographic and political borders and that include people from different cultures who speak different languages--increasingly involve texts that depend heavily, even primarily, on visual elements (New London Group)" (Selfe 72).

As technology continues to change, I think, we as educators, need to be aware of those changes, and embrace some of their uses. Through using these tools we may allow access to literature that students may not connect with otherwise. For example, when VCR's and DVD's became popular, more and more educators used them as tools to show visual representations of a text in the form of a movie, documentary, or performance. These tools have since, become the norm; I don't know many classrooms without them. Just as the technology continues to grow and spread in today's world, we too, need to sprout up, embrace the new world, and extend our branches of knowledge ....